another moral hangover. fuck.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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