My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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