I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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