i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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