Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ladies don't puke and tell
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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