Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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