You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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