Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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