Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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