she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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