Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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