So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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