I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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