and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
