Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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