sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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