Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
