Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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