i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The Olympian is in my bed
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