Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
not ubering you a puppy
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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