The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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