So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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