check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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