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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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