But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Oh Jesus.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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