hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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