I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
