It's Friday. Sex?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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