just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize