did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
This baby is an asshole
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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