Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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