I looked at my own cervix.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
