dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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