Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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