you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We just shotgunned beers for America
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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