I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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