Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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