I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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