It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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