oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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