Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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