You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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