I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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