Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Everyone says I win the strip club
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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