I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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