There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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