just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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