ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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