Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
