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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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