You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize