i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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