Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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