well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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