just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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