So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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